Democratic humor

Luis Gutierrez, Hillary Clinton, Lawrence Summers, Hazel O’Leary, Diana Farrell, John Edwards, Norman Hsu, Rod Blagojevich, William Jefferson, Eliot Spitzer, Tim Geithner, and Barack Obama are riding in a bus. The bus arrives at the top of a big hill when the driver tells the passengers that the brakes have failed. After a terrifying ride down the hill at breakneck speed, they realize they are all still alive except for the driver.

• Gutierrez: That driver was racist!
• Clinton: Let's have a seance with the dead driver and Eleanor Roosevelt, but nobody better try to have Bill channel through me!
• Summers: Let me show you my Humphrey Bogart impersonation.
• O’Leary: No need for a bus; let's just fly!
• Farrell: This isn't a failure of outsourcing; it is a total coincidence that the brakes were made in China!
• Edwards: Let's pray; I'm a born-again Christian and I believe in the 11th Commandment: Honor thy mistress.
• Hsu: You mean that all the money I paid Hillary and other Democrats was not enough to get a more reliable bus?
• Blagojevich: Don't worry, I'll appoint a new driver!
• Jefferson: I'll pay for the repairs; I have plenty of cold cash!
• Spitzer: I'll see if Kristen is free to drive, but she has to agree to not wear gloves!
• Geithner: Let's push the bus back up the hill and see if it happens again!
• Obama: That driver acted stupidly!